…Clueless

I’ve already mailed this to most of you but those of you who haven’t read it, just give it a look. Its wonderful!

BE A KID AGAIN….

• Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.

• Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces

• Sing into your hairbrush

• Grow a milk mustache

• Smile back at the man in the moon

• Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away

• Dunk your cookies

• Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running

• Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along

• Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach

• Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself

• Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing

• Step carefully over sidewalk cracks

• Change into some play clothes

• Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich

• Have a staring contest with your cat

• Eat ice cream for breakfast

• Kiss a frog just in case

• Give someone a “Hug-around-the-neck”

• Blow the wrapper off a straw

• Refuse to eat crusts

• Make a face the next time somebody tells you “no”

• Watch TV in your pajamas

• Ask “Why?” a lot

• Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches

• Believe in fairy tales

• Have someone read you a story

• Eat dessert first

• Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don’t match

• Sneak some frosting off a cake

• Refuse to back down in a “did vs. did-not argument”

• Do a cartwheel

• Get someone to buy you something you don’t really need

• Hide your vegetables under your napkin

• Stay up past your bedtime

• Whatever you’re doing, stop once in a while for recess

• Wear red gym shoes

• Make a “slurpy” sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake

• Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in your lap

• Put way too much sugar on your cereal

• Play a song you like really loud, over and over

• Find some pretty stones and save them

• Let the string all the way out on your kite

• Walk barefoot in wet grass

• Giggle at nude statues in a museum

• Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner

• Count the colors in a rainbow

• Fuss a little, then take a nap

• Take a running jump over a big puddle

• Eat dinner at the coffee table

• Giggle a lot for no real reason

• Make a clover chain for someone you really “like-like”

• Stir ice-cream flavors together

• Do that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their-opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one’s-there thing

• Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar (Forget you’ve heard of calories!)

• Wear a ball cap backwards

• Go to the zoo

• Say “duh” when stuff is obvious

• Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise

• Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people

• Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup

• Every time someone says “See you later” say “Not if I see you first” or “thanks for the warning” then laugh real hard

• Whistle the theme from your favorite TV show all day

• Help your salt-and-pepper shakers talk to each other in high, squeaky voices

• Remember to say your prayers

• Squish some mud between your toes

• Stay up late watching scary movies

• Buy yourself a helium balloon

• Ride a roller coaster two times in a row

• Sing the “I see London, I see France” song to someone wearing low-slung pants

• Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar

• When your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it out and get a new piece

• Write your sweetie’s initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk

• Wave to the engineer

• Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs

• Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on

• Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich before you eat the sandwich part

• Look down as you walk and hope to find money

• Catch lightning bugs in a jar and make a lantern

• Practice whistling through your teeth

• Eat cereal any ol’ time of the day you feel like it

• Yell out “opposite day!” then tell someone they’re really smart

• Wear a bubble gum machine ring

• Watch a lot of TV and don’t feel guilty about it

• Skip a stone across a pond

• Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something

• Eat just the chocolate stripe out of your Neapolitan ice cream

• Ask to be excused

• Chew bubble gum

• Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on

• Start thinking now about what you want for your next birthday

• Sing to yourself all day

• Talk to your invisible friend

• Play with your younger siblings toys

• Stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one…

• Draw a gang of “stick-figure” persons, and call it your family!!!

• Color in your favorite coloring book with your really cool box of 144 crayons with the neato crayon sharpener

• Finger-paint and make a really big mess

• Buy pajamas with feet

• Get the giggles and laugh until it hurts

• Ask someone if they like “see-food”

• Stick your tongue out and sing “nah, nah, nah, nah, nah” to those jerks

• Get up early just to watch Saturday morning cartoons.

• Color in your favorite coloring book

• Eat food with your fingers.

• Find some Matchbox cars and have a race — you push both cars

• Try to style Barbie’s hair some way that actually looks nice

• Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of “cooties”

• Scream at cars passing by on the street, asking if they watch “The Elephant Show”

• Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you

• Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they did in Dukes of Hazzard

• Play dress up complete with costume jewelry, shoes that don’t fit, and an enormous hat that looks ridiculous; then go to lunch like that.

• Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow

Told you its amazing. And its so very true… I mean I used to wave at the drivers in the cars behind mine :P!!! I still do a lot of the other stuff - “Eat cereal any ol’ time of the day you feel like it”. Guess that makes me a kid !

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