…Clueless

I know there’s nothing much, actually nothing that I can do to take away your grief and provide you with any sort of comfort. This is just to let you know that I’m here. We’re all here for you. Anytime. You’re not alone.

Your loss is irreplaceable. God WILL give you strength to get through with this. You and your family are in my thoughts, my wishes and my prayers.

I hate this guy. I simply hate him. The way he talks, his voice, his style, his accent… he manages to show the world that he is a thorough wannabe.

If I remember correctly, the very first time Amit Tandon came in front of the camera was for the reality show Coke [V] Popstars, which used to air on Channel V. On that very show, Tandom had told the producers of the show that his girlfriend had died and that he wanted to become a superstar for her (which is a bucket full of horse shit in my opinion). Tandon failed to make a mark in that reality show but his tantrums and dramas caught the eye of the people at [V] and he was hired as a VJ. From there on, he participated in Indian Idol, where he tortured everyone with his crappy voice and also did a couple of television serials.

It seems, Tandon has finally managed to save some cash to launch his very own music album. Believe me people, music cannot sound crappier!!

The title song, “Tanha” is a clear rip-off of the Panjabi MC song, Mirza II (or Mirza 2) sung by Surinder Shinda. The video reminds me somewhat of the video of Quit Playing Games (Backstreet Boys) and Back for Good (Take That). The way Tandon is throwing his hands and making gay faces in the video makes me all the more nauseatic.

Tanha, Lonely At Heart eh?! Seems you’re going to be the lone person listening to your pathetic songs.  Amit Tandon needs to get a reality check. Dude, stick to where you’re making some cash atleast - the saas bahu soaps. Your cheesy accent and gay mannerisms are too much to be tolerated elsewhere.

This is certainly hilarious. People like L.K. Advani sure know how to make a fool out of themselves. I fail to understand that why, whatever they do is not their own decision but directly as a consequence of others’ actions?

Now, L.K. Advani does not have the balls or maybe his false ego just hurts too much if he would admit that he is emlating the U.S.A. President Elect, Barack Obama. “Advaniji”, as the B.J.P. asslickers address him, was gifted a website for campaigning on his 81st birthday. This is a result of the successful online campaign that Obama had launched for himself which eventually saw him getting elected to office.

And… OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD!? 81st birthday? Die already, dude!! Strange are the ways of nature. People like Advani who love enticing violence throughout the country are the people who have the longest lives. “Advanji”, there is still time. At this juncture of your life, go for religious or spiritual excursion to wash your sins. Since I’m pretty sure you are computer illiterate, what use is a website? A better gift would have been a forced retirement for the douchebag.