…Clueless

OK AIEEE is over. It was OK. I did a pretty decent job. But with so many assholes appearing for the same exam even your best effort is not enough. Anyways, I’m sick and tired and telling everyone how the paper was .

Currently listening to Dil Se - Dil Se.
LOVELY!!!!

My LCD, the Samsung SyncMaster 740n, with a max resolution of 1280×1024. OK, its not a pic of my monitor but a screenshot of my desktop which looks stunning with an Elisha Cuthbert wallpaper!!! Wo0o0o0W!!

Clean, uncluttered and oh so sexy!!

Though my Dad is always like, “Rahul, where do you get such ugly wallpapers from?!”. And since a part of her boob is showing, I don’t think this wallpaper is gonna stay on long enough!! SAD!!!

Well that’s how I like to pronounce AIEEE… ayeee!! It hurts to study so mcuh!!

The problem with me is my retention power. All that I studied throughout this month, I’m starting to forget. So instead of doing more and more MCQs like the other kids, I’m again going through the chapters.

Lets see what happens on Sunday!!

Fuck you CBSE!!

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Well, this is in context to a family friend of ours. Their son, Gaurav.
Smart, smooth talker, great sense of humour, lovely personality - basically everything you could ask for in a guy. But does the guy have it all? OK, he’s a little on the shorter side ! But there’s more.

When he was a kid, one of his kidney’s stopped working. No problem, he still had the other one. When he got a little older, say about 20-21 (and that’s not even old!!!), about the same age as I am right now, his second kidney failed. His dad had to give one of his kidney’s for the transplant. The family was totally devastated. Here was a guy, who had just seen a few years of his life, experienced nothing much and there he was lying on his death-bed. He recovered. But the medicines and all took a toll on his body. The steroids made his face swell up. But still, the boy, with a zeal to live never showed any signs of pain, never complained. Whenvever you looked at him, he would smile back. Every few minutes, he would crack a joke a make everybody laugh.

He still couldn’t eat everything. Oily food and all junk was banned. He virtually lived on boiled vegetables.

We thought the boy had seen it all. We thought God would not torment him anymore. We thought he would live the rest of his life happily. But what we think is not what always happens!

A few months ago, he went for his routine checkup. The doctors found out that the toxic levels in his body were way beyond the permissible ones. He was immediately admitted. Dialysis, injections & medicines followed. He’s still in the hospital. The doctors say the guy’s kidney is still not functioning properly.

What the…!! I don’t know what’s gonna happen but I sincerely pray to God - “Please, cure him of this pain!!”. He doesn’t deserve it. He is just 24!!!

But will God listen? Will he open another door?

Well, that’s for God to answer!!

Came across this thread on a forum. People are discussing OBL.
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=85327

I can’t believe that there are so many fools who actually support him and keep calling non-muslims kafirs. Damn… its just people like them who bring a bad name to the whole community.

I’m happy being a kafir!!

I finally saw the movie, two years after it was released on HBO yesterday !

But seriously, every minute was worth it. The acting, cinematography everything aws perfect. I didn’t want to leave my seat for a minute even though the fucking mosquitoes were biting me here, there & everywhere!

Brad Pitt (Achilles) and Eric Bana (Hector) were outstanding. Diane Kruger (Helen) seriously looked beautiful. If she was my wife, even I would’ve waged a war for her!!

Orlando Bloom (Paris) sucked as usual. I seriously don’t like the guy. He sucked in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and he sucked in Troy too. He looked like a sucker in front of Johnny Depp and again, he looked like a sucker in front of everyone in Troy, especially Brad Pitt and Eric Bana. A complete Gay!! Had nothing manly about him.

The love making scene between Rose Byrne (Briseis) and Brad Pitt (Achilles) was outstanding.

All-in-all, a great movie.

One day, when I have my own Home Theatre, I’m gonna buy me a DVD of this movie and watch it day & night.
But one question still remains unanswered - Why the fuck didn’t I go to the movie hall to watch this film? Dumb!!

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Was sitting with Khanna in his car outside my house.

Suddenly, his cell rang. “Avneet Calling”. Avneet - Khanna’s one time crush and now his very good “saheli” (that’s how I refer to her) ! Khanna picked up the phone. The usual, Hi, what’s up n all. I asked him to switch on the loudspeaker so that I could hear what she said.

Now the girl started blabbering. Hey sweety, how are you & all and how bore the day had been even though it was her birthday. In between, she managed to openly flirt with Khanna. Though Khanna won’t call it flirting but I sure think it was. Maybe its her style or maybe I’m insane! She kept on talking with ease and telling Khanna that she cared for him & it always hurt her when he met with an accident. I was busy controlling my laughter. Now the girl is Khanna;s friend’s girlfriend and Khanna’s very close “saheli”.

Whatever… but I just found out today that girls can really be sweet talkers. They catch you by surprise. Just when you least expected, they say something which touches your heart and makes you feel special. You smile and your eyes light up. Though Khanna kept laughing and joked around with her. He behaved normally. I don’t know, maybe that’s the girl’s style, she speaks to everyone like that.

Girls, girls, girls… why did God create them?! Why!!!!??? They spit out those words from their mouth, coated with honey. Boys get diabetic!!! Damn… this is not fair!! How do they do it? How can they even say things, oh-so swetly even when they don’t want to, even when there are no actual, genuine feelings behind them? How can they fake everything… even orgasms? Aaargggghhh!!! This is frustrating! So many questions and no fucking answer. I think I need to hook-up with a girl to get all the answers.

Guys sure are suckers!!!

Talk to me Jessica Alba, talk to me please!!

She is just so fucking cute!!

Stylish, sexy, naughty, cute… all rolled into one. And that too without make-up

Please be mine!