…Clueless

So the almighty ShahRukh Khan gets dug out from the dug-out of his team!!! Surprising, isn’t it? In a country where Prison officers shake hands with an inmate like Sanjay Dutt on his release, the Deputy Commissioner of a district in the state of Gujrat touches the feet of the Chief Minister, it seems highly unlikely that anyone would dare stop ShahRukh Khan - King Khan from entering the dressing room of his team.

While this just goes to prove how mismanaged the IPL really is, it also throws light on the fact that yes, some people are not afraid of doing their duty. The Anti Corruption Officials of the ICC evicted ShahRukh from the dressing room saying only team managers are allowed to sit with the players. This move is to counter the bookies.

ShahRukh was displeased and I think embarrassed. His ego was hurt because he was not given the privileges he is so used to. He was not treated like a celebrity but like any other person. But what is really surprising that is that a team owner is not allowed to sit with his own team. Its like “having your own cake but not being able to eat it”!!!

Shiv Sainiks are a bunch of hooligans. I don’t wanna even waste more of my precious words on them. If you’re reading this, come kill me!!

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Happy Diwali to everyone! Stay safe and have fun!

Enjoy Diwali. Have fun!!

And fuck you Airtel (Mobile network)!!! I can’t send text messages to anybody since the last few days. Either they fail or they stay pending. What the fuck!!! This problem is creating a lot of misunderstandings in my life!!!!

I believe its time to revive The Melting Pot. Just a few more days… just till 7th… I got my exams till then. The dormant volcano will erupt once again.

When I behave normally, people say I’m not serious. When I’m serious, people still think I’m kiddin’ around. WTF!!!??!!!

The world doesn’t like me or what?!

Well this post is for all my friends… online… offline… anywhere and everywhere. If I don’t comment on your blogs, if I don’t text you, if I don’t forward you silly emails… doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten you. I still remember… I remember you all.

Thanks for being there with me!!

What a funny sentence!!

And in case you’re wondering where some posts and coments went… well my hosts lost their database and yours truly, Mr. Lazy (Smile Abhit, smile!!) didn’t have a backup. Kill me!!!

Since I somewhat lost interest in my own forum so I’ve handed it over to Khanna. Its up with the old look but a new address. http://forum.uthfull.org/ won’t take you anywhere. The new address is http://www.spanergys.org/.

Its gonna be up with the new logo and hopefully a new look soon. The whole databse has been shifted to the new place. Khanna is quite enthusiastic about the whole thing. So be there and don’t miss the excitement.

Old members can login with their existing ID’s. Start posting!!

Khanna said something wonderful today

Koi tere se baat karke khush hota hai… to tera kya jaata hai?!

This is in context to someone feeling happy talking to you. Well said bro!!

Now here’s a hilarious piece of news… Security Breach at the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s Residence.

Yes, two hotties along with a gay looking bloke entered the Prime Minister’s residence, 7 RCR (Race Course Road). They drove up to the main gate in a black Sonata which bore the registration number “DL4C V 0006“. The security personnel outside the main gate let the three in without checking anything!! Maybe they were intimidated by the three zeroes in the registration number !

I mean, its totally cool. The girl drove the car to the area where the VIP’s get down from their cars (I think) - the second gate. Thats where the security people refused to let them in. Even then, no one stopped them. A very hot looking chick got down from the back, took out her cellphone & made a call (in short, posed for the cameras). They reversed the car and while driving at a speed of about say 5 kmph, the girl on the driver’s seat blew flying kisses at the cameras!! Awesome!! A totally “vellah” reporter, Rahul Srivastav of NDTV actually followed the car and interviewed the driver. She was not hesistant and coolly gave the interview. The three are from Jaipur and had come to Delhi to spend their holiday. The hotties are working with Sahara Airlines as Air Hostess’.

Now the police are looking into the matter. What man… they were just a bunch of drunk kids… let them go… question the security personnel instead.

They just “jokingly” went inside cause they wanted to “meet the PM and discuss something”. OK… even I wanna meet the Governor. Any hotties ready to accompany me ?? But wait… I’m just allowed to drive a Maruti 800… what the fuck… I have no chance of getting my 15 seconds of fame !

Maybe this was supposed to be a secret meeting between the PM and the hotties but the media ruined the party. Man… the PM sure is lucky… hot girls come to meet him and that too at night. Lage raho Manu Bhai!!!

• Security breach at PM’s residence - CNN-IBN
• Security breach at PM’s residence - NDTV

Update : The NDTV correspondent has interviewed both the girls. The names are : Yogita (the driver), Veena (the poser) and Imran (the gay). Veena is definitely the hotter of the two and all three of them were drunk. Yogita was blowing kisses and waving like a freak, Veena didn’t know her cleavage was there for all to see on national television and Imran… well Imran knew nothing. He was dazed and didn’t know what was happening. Veena admitted on camera that it was just a silly prank and was inquiring from the reporter if it was serious and would they be sent to jail for this act. The security breach happened around 8.45 PM. The PMO (Prime Minister’s Office) says that this is not a security breach. People are allowed to go upto the reception. The journalists and other so-called experts don’t agree though.

• Cross-posted at TMP